It was Mother's Day, the Other Day

The last few weeks I’d find junk mail advertising mother's day gifts and I’d say: “Huh, that’s right. Mother's Day coming up soon.” I’d say, “Um, I think that’s when people get breakfast in bed?” I’d say, “Mothers, I mean. When I say people, I mean mothers.” I’d say, “Pancakes. When I say breakfast? I mean pancakes.”
And so on.
But Charlie must have been thinking of other things