Friday, October 14, 2005

A Week Before the Book Tour

A week before the tour began, I dreamed that it all took place on a small, white yacht.
Below deck, the captain and Lisa sat at a polished table and wrote their blogs. The boat tilted, the table tipped, and chairs slid across the floor, but the captain and Lisa calmly continued work. They were decorating their blogs with small pieces of cheese and splashes of wine.
It emerged that there was no bathroom on the boat. “You should have used the bathroom at the dock,” the captain laughed, “before the tour began!”
At once, I woke up.


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